drawnoutmeeting:

Thrashing during the meeting.

drawnoutmeeting:

Thrashing during the meeting.


All ages.

All ages.


Real men skate curbs.

Real men skate curbs.


Video Days, Whatever.

Video Days, Whatever.


The Man, The Myth, No Legend: The Birth of a Skate Trick

Before I met “Dirty” Josh Metcalf, I’d heard two things about him: 1) he had scabies and 2) he could ollie an obscene amount of stairs. The first thing was true, the second, not so much. Maybe it was all the mites weighing him down, but he could barely jump a curb. He talked a big game, but never even made it on the team.

Since then, I’ve learned that skateboarders, like fishermen, politicians, and 13 year old boys bragging about sex, tend to stretch the truth about their accomplishments. So when a buddy told me he skated with a guy named Dan who claimed to have invented the hardflip, I had some doubts. Daewon did that, right?

A few days later when this Dan showed up to skate with us, my bullshitometer was going nuts. He was a chubby guy, closer to 40 than 14, short, with a beat-up board and beat down demeanor. But seconds into the session, his skill melted away my skepticism. Dude was good.

After an hour of watching Dan draw long lines of technical tricks around Bancroft Elementary’s teacher parking lot/playground, I had to ask—“So, what’s up with the hardflip?” Getting story out of him required some coaxing, and he told it with humbleness—not humble braggadocio—and he just seemed earnest. The short version is that he met Rodney Mullen at a demo or contest or something, and they became pen pals, exchanging VHS tapes of them skating through the mail.  Dan figured out a trick, called it a kickflip the hard way, sent it to Mullen and watched the trick spread.

I didn’t know if I really believed it but I wanted to. Dan was a good guy, who loved skating, cheered on my most feeble flailing on a skateboard. He really didn’t seem to mind being known as the hardflip’s ghostwriter.

A few years later, Daewon’s Epicly Later’d confirmed Dan’s story, and I was stoked to see the man get a little credit. But his story goes to show that there’s an army of anonymous innovators pushing their passions to new heights in countless backyards, playgrounds, sidewalks and abandoned parking lots. Who knows what kind of awesome shit they’re doing, but these guys will probably never get a board with their name on it, a lucrative shoe deal, or their rightful place in skateboard history, but they certainly deserve a little glory, and more importantly, our gratitude.


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Gleaming the Tube: Burn Notice

“You know how you see billboards for shows like Burn Notice and you think who the heck watches Burn Notice?” —Aziz Ansari

Fuck it. I watch Burn Notice. I don’t just casually catch Burn Notice on the TV, I devour it. In the past two weeks, I’ve spent roughly 2795 minutes—that’s nearly 47 hours or two whole days—watching this show. I would have spent another half a day or so if Netflix was streaming Season 5. I had time, Monday was a holiday after all.

For those who don’t know, Burn Notice is about ex-top spy Michael Weston (Jeffery Donovan) who is mysteriously booted from his government espionage job. Weston enlists the help of former-Navy SEAL, current ladies’ man Sam Axe (Bruce Campbell) and a present day gun runner/past love interest named Fiona Glenanne to help him avenge his burning. The show’s not all vengeance though—Weston and company also drink a lot of mojitos (it’s set in Miami), wear cool sunglasses and take on heart-warming side missions helping the helpless.

If you cared to know, which you probably don’t, you would ask: why have I spent so much time with this show? To be honest, I’m not totally sure. Burn Notice hasn’t received the same critical acclaim has shows like The Wire, but it has been nominated for a bunch of awards like the (Primetime!) Emmy for Outstanding Sound Mixing in a Comedy or Drama Series. It was the 8th highest rated show on cable during its fourth season.

I know that these aren’t the most compelling answers.  In fact, they skirt the question. So here are the top four reasons to watch Burn Notice:

  1. It’s Easy. Unlike Friday Night Lights, Man Men or Boardwalk Empire, you don’t get emotionally invested. The dialog is good enough to keep you watching but not so great that you can’t miss some while you do other things like put away your laundry or wash the dishes.
  2. Good Memories. Watching Bruce Campbell in action makes you remember how amazing he was in the Evil Dead trilogy. Those were awesome movies. Bonus: Michael Weston’s mom is played by the lady who was Sgt. Cagney on Cagney and Lacey. That was a cool show.
  3. My Girlfriend is Out of Town. I could never commit days of my life to Burn Notice if my significant other was around. She can’t stand it. Some dudes have have the guys over to watch football when they have the house to themselves, I watch USA shows on demand alone.
  4. It’s Winter. It’s been too cold to go outside, let alone skate, this past week. As mentioned above, the show takes place in Miami. Each episode is like a mini-vacation, and I don’t have to leave my couch.

So there. That’s the best I can do to justify my Burn Notice addiction. The reasons aren’t great, but like the show, they’re good enough. Good enough to keep gleaming the tube with Mike, Sam and Fiona until Spring.